EXTREMELY HILARIOUS BOT CHATS

These are some hilarious conversation with bots from tf2 I have picked up. Happy Valentine's Day!

(By Myself)

Dan™: <3

[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I <3 you so much baby! Lets get married hubba hubba ;D

(By Keenans | tipofthehats.org)
keenans | tipofthehats.org: what
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C
keenans | tipofthehats.org: why
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I have no idea...
keenans | tipofthehats.org: why not?
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I have no idea...
keenans | tipofthehats.org: kiss me?
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C
keenans | tipofthehats.org: why
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I have no idea...
keenans | tipofthehats.org: are you retarded
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I can be anything you want me to be baby ;)
keenans | tipofthehats.org: thanks
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: You're welcome!
keenans | tipofthehats.org: fuck you
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: Sorry, but as a bot I cannot perform sexual functions. Sucks, I know...

(By A player69™)
A player69™: do you like tf2
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: I like you too baby ;)
A player69™: okay
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: Good. Glad you understand 

(By A player69™)
A player69™: lel
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: What's so funny?
A player69™: Your anus.
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: Hi there =)
A player69™: LOL
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: xD! LOL LMAO! Wait. Why are we laughing?
A player69™: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C
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[ScrapbankBot] Linda: It is okay. =)
A player69™: what.
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: Nothing
A player69™: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: Stop copying me!
A player69™: backpack
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamem14943/inventory/
A player69™: thanks
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: You're welcome!
A player69™: gay backpack
[ScrapbankBot] Linda: Sorry, but as a bot I cannot perform sexual functions. Sucks, I know... 

(By iThinkN7)
14:07 - iThinkN7: pootis
14:07 - [HatbankBot] Richard: Pootis? I LOVE POOTIS!
14:07 - iThinkN7: dispencer
14:07 - [HatbankBot] Richard: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C
14:07 - iThinkN7: here?
14:07 - [HatbankBot] Richard: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C
14:07 - iThinkN7: :c
14:07 - [HatbankBot] Richard: :c
14:08 - iThinkN7: I <3 pootis also :3
14:08 - [HatbankBot] Richard: I <3 you too baby! Lets get married hubba hubba ;D
14:08 - iThinkN7: :o
14:08 - [HatbankBot] Richard: :o
14:09 - iThinkN7: lol
14:09 - [HatbankBot] Richard: xD! LOL LMAO! Wait. Why are we laughing?

(By Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual)
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :repeat everything i say
[HatbankBot] Richard: :repeat everything i say
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :D
[HatbankBot] Richard: :d
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :you are doing it wrong
[HatbankBot] Richard: :you are doing it wrong
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :no u
[HatbankBot] Richard: :no u
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :u
[HatbankBot] Richard: :u
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :u
[HatbankBot] Richard: :u
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :omg
[HatbankBot] Richard: :omg
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: :plz shut up
[HatbankBot] Richard: =X FINE I WILL SHUT UP =X
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: OK :)
[HatbankBot] Richard: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C
Miss Sakocki S>1 Unusual: OMG YOU SAID SOMETHING
[HatbankBot] Richard: I'm sorry. I'm a nub bot and haven't been taught to respond to that =C

The Prices Of The Cosmetics From The StrongBox Is Out?! (trade.tf)

Ticket Boy (2.30%) : 1.20 keys

Ein (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Antarctic Researcher (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Killer's Kit (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Bushi-Dou (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Dark Falkirk Helm (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Colonel's Coat (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Backstabber's Boomslang (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Cute Suit (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Law (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Deep Cover Operator (2.30%) : 1.00 key

Mustachioed Mann (2.30%) : 6.78 ref

Juggernaut Jacket (2.30%) : 6.67 ref

Leftover Trap (2.30%) : 6.67 ref

Ground Control (2.30%) : 6.11 ref

Heavy Lifter (2.30%) : 6.11 ref

Sammy Cap (2.30%) : 6.00 ref

Heat of Winter (2.30%) : 6.00 ref

Sole Saviors (2.30%) : 5.78 ref

Combat Slacks (2.30%) : 5.78 ref

Stylish DeGroot (2.30%) : 5.67 ref

Fashionable Megalomaniac (2.30%) : 5.67 ref

Warmth Preserver (2.30%) : 5.44 ref

Gone Commando (2.30%) : 5.00 ref

Dough Puncher (2.30%) : 5.00 ref

Toowoomba Tunic (2.30%) : 5.00 ref

Sole Mate (2.30%) : 4.67 ref

Trencher's Tunic (2.30%) : 4.44 ref

Heer's Helmet (2.30%) : 3.11 ref

Trencher's Topper (2.30%) : ???

Scotch Saver (2.30%) : ???

Sangu Sleeves (2.30%) : ???

Bullet Buzz (2.30%) : ???

Trash Man (2.30%) : ???

Rat Stompers (2.30%) : ???

War Goggles (2.30%) : ???

Eliminators Safeguard (2.30%) : ???

Teutonic Toque (2.30%) : ???

Smock Surgeon (2.30%) : ???

Gaiter Guards (2.30%) : ???

Napolean Complex (2.30%) : ???

Huntsman's Essentials (2.30%) : ???

Archers Groundings (2.30%) : ???

Crate SpreadSheet

I found an excellent crate spreadsheet.
Links: http://www.trade.tf/crates

Unusual StrongBox Unusual Unboxing

Oh My GOD. Someone got an unusual on the FIRST Strongbox Crate he UNBOXED! Man I don't know if this is actually edited or if its real but it looks like you have a chance to get an unusual from this crate.
Links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqCIjwqhaAk
           http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Mann_Co._Supply_Crate#81

I'm Sorry

Aww its ok everyone makes mistakes bro.

Links: I'm Sorry ( TheUnknownVenom)

Saxton Hale x10 Server IP

Anyone has Saxton Hale x10 Server IP?

Golden Pan Is Duped

A Gold Pan was recently hijacked and now has been multiplied into several other duplicated golden pans. The Gold Pan as sold for $5,500 (or 160 buds), now thanks to this hijack, this user is now quickselling it for 100 buds (-60 off the original price). Recently there is a lot of phishing links going around. Please make sure to check your links carefully before entering your account information. If you are going to Steam make sure there's the green text that signifies secured and official website. Please do not trust links from anyone sent to you. Try to ignore. Links I post below on every posts are always ensured by me it is safe. And I don't know why this text is all highlighted.

Links:
TF2: "Gold Pan Hijacked and Duped" - ft. PenguinTheFluffy! (TheUnknownVenom)
Amount Of Golden Pans Exist Now (stats.tf)
Golden Pan Price (backpack.tf) 
Recent Golden Pan (Tf2outpost)